Anyway. I just wanted to take a moment and thank the risen lord for dying for everyone else's sins. And maybe mine. We're not really clear on that. Either way, I'm pretty sure there was an Egyptian god who did the same thing so I've gotta be covered by somebody, right?
But in all seriousness, I want to wish all my fellow non-believers (and the believers if they're interested) a happy fertility day. Because that's what Easter is really all about. That and the resurrection of Tammuz...and Nimrod's "little factory," ...and his moon-wife/mother ovulating and dropping eggs to earth, oddly enough. What a weird holiday.
